talking about dogsitting

me: i think rule #1 for the dog should be "don't hump your babysitter"
mom: jude law needs to learn that rule, too
me: KJSDHSHL AHHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
mom: ehehe
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10 Jul 12 at 12 am

you don’t fuck with nicholas fury

(Source: matecky, via loveishiddles)

in a birthday card to my sister, my mom miswrote her name while signing it and scribbled the mistake out before writing her name again. when i saw the card, this happened:

me: what is this scribble? did you forget who you were for a minute, or what?
mom: no, i didn't forget who i was!
me: it looks to me like you did.
mom: you weren't supposed to notice that, you... assgard!
me: omg did you just
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom: yes
me: i love you
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02 Jul 12 at 9 pm

tea-and-a-slice-of-standoffish:

hiddles-twiddles:

aurelen:

accioiridescent:

harmlesscheesecake:

OH NO IT’S BACK

Hiddlestoner rule #1: Always reblog the Loki’d.

Always and forever.

I need this in my life again

MANDATORY REBLOG

(Source: freakadillycircus, via hopefullycoveredinchocolate)

i changed the background on my sister's ipod to hiddleston going, "LOKI'D!" and when she finally noticed...

sister: what?! what is this?!
me: what?
sister: what did you do?!
me: what are you talking about? i haven't done anything.
sister: yes, you did! you changed the background on my ipod to "loki'd!"
me: i definitely had nothing to do with that.
sister:
me: i definitely haven't even gone near your ipod in a week.
sister:
me: i definitely have no clue who that incredibly, impossibly attractive man on your background is -
sister: he's not that attractive
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
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I was discussing The Avengers with my little cousin, and we were talking about our favorite characters from the movie. His favorite is Hawkeye, and as my cousin continued to ramble off the reasons why Hawkeye is his favorite, I realized something…

Every time my little cousin says “Hawkeye,” the way he pronounces it makes it sound like he’s saying “Hot Guy.”

I am okay with this.

Quoted from my 11-year old cousin, while playing with my new "The Avengers" Lego set:

Loki: I'm gonna kill you all!
Thor: No! You can't!
Loki: Yes, I will! I know the source of all of your power, Thor!
Thor: No! You can have my hammer, but you will never get my luxurious hair!
Loki: It's mine! Then, I'll be invincible AND fabulous!
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20 Jun 12 at 8 pm

tomhiddlestunned:

Tom Hiddleston meets Tom Riddleston.

omg hahahakjdkjaklasjas what